<!--break--><!--break--><!--break--><!--break--><!--break--><p><!--break--><em>by Matt Taliaferro</em><br />
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There were monkeys selling programs, an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty, a fistfight, a virtual firing of an entire team and, at the end of the day, a new No. 1. It may sound like a mid-1980s version of Saturday Night Roller Derby that would make Ralphie Valladares and the L.A.